jamausis:

i am not real.. i made myself up

endlessmarvel:

Hiya champ, how was school today?

neyruto:

neyruto:

the other day at work, I met a man who I think was 100% a werewolf. he was very charismatic but in a weird way and it was cold but california cold and he had on a very large fur coat and flannel underneath with a single huge tooth on a necklace? he even had sharp canine teeth that did that thing that anime boys do and poke out a little when he smiled?? I saw him for 5 seconds but he was very beautiful and was buying raw meat.

I failed to mention I work at a pet store so buying raw meat “for your dog” is a perfect cover

suncaprisun:

Towns in Red Dead Redemption 2 

clemsfilmdiary:

Earth Girls Are Easy (1988, Julien Temple)

12/14/18

mojavewaste-lands:

Arthur ‘I keep raw meat in my purse’ Morgan

I think I’m also gonna post more in general. I had a porn account that’s useless after the great tumblr exodus last year lol. get ready for my updated obsessions.

hi everyone I know I haven’t posted in forever but I’m also gonna post my stupid ass tik toks here for u, get ready to be annoyed :)

protectdean:

I HAVE BEEN QUEUEING THIS SINCE DECEMBER 11, 2013 BECAUSE I MISSED MY CHANCE LAST YEAR.

amorastein:

Looks like I have to create my own quality content

eightmonkeys:

u ever writin n ur just like damb. i don’t know any got dang words

theforestofthorns:

waitinghopingliving:

mkinnon:

i mean, there’s typecasting

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

Here’s a bit of an explanation:

God I love her.

lesbianmayorpauline:

lesbianmayorpauline:

Earth is a butch lesbian

that’s how it is on this butch of an Earth

dykebarry:

bwitiye:

frodobell:

sorry, liberals, there’s only 0 genders

theres one gender and we have to share

mom says it’s my turn on the gender

mysteryseeker:

severalowls:

maestropear:

evilkillerpoptarts:

severalowls:

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

Alexa can play Skyrim tho

Damn you’re right.

I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.

here you go