My name is Darbi. Sometimes I'm funny in real life.

 

cockyhorror:

seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

cockyhorror:

seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

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fahrlight:

holepsi:

still the best Eurovision song

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don’t even argue with me

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just accept it

A CLASSIC!

surprisebitch:

so i have a friend and he just had sex then he said that when he was about to release, he pulled out of the girl and he quite panicked and there was a potted plant beside the couch so he went there and came onto the plant

ever since then, we call him “fertilizer man”

(Source: surprisebitch)

foxadhd:

In Mexico And US, Lime Lovers Feel Squeezed By High Prices

foxadhd:


In Mexico And US, Lime Lovers Feel Squeezed By High Prices

pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.

Cashier: Are you 18?

Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

jaclcfrost:

badlydonephotoshopsandpictures:

jaclcfrost:

but if he’s squidward, he’s squidward, you’re squidward, and i’m squidward then who’s flying the plane

Squidward

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